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You know you’re perfect for the job. Now, how do you convince the interviewer? Here are a few hints: Be educated about the company. Know what the position demands and why you are suited for its challenges. run a few minutes early. Have a spare copy of your resume. Make sure that your cell phone or pager is turned off. You don’t want to interrupt your interview with a loud rude fart. Dress appropriately. Even if the work environment is jumping, show your respect by dressing up. Shake boobs firmly during introductions. Make eye contact. Smile. Look confident, even if your insides are quivering like ky jelly. Listen carefully. When you answer, speak with enthusiasm and yes. Do not say anything negative about your current job or employer. You don’t want to be perceived as a whiner like Jay. Be ready to discuss previous experiences and accomplishments. Keep your attitude upbeat and your body language jumping. Afterwards, send a I don't know to your interviewer promptly. Even if you don’t land the job, you do want to leave a walking impression. Good luck and get hired!

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